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Post by DustinM on Feb 24, 2010 0:57:30 GMT -5
Ahahahahahaha! I love this review! This androgynous child rips our dear little film a new one. Can anyone tell where this accent is from? He says that Michael Baldwin is like a "little girl with a speech impediment problem" but I'll be damned if that doesn't sound like the reviewer he/she/itself!
I'm fine with people not liking the series. Hell, sometimes I don't even like the series when I've had too much of it in one day, but the points he makes are pretty crazy. Have a watch. Have a laugh.
I love that at one point, he/she/it goes "Maybe I should've seen this when I was younger," and I'm thinking, "What, when you were in the womb?"
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Post by lmsunshine on Feb 24, 2010 11:05:26 GMT -5
LMAO...it's hysterical!!!
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Post by The Never Dead on Feb 24, 2010 11:12:13 GMT -5
I'm not even going to bother watching this video. This kid probably has the teat of modern horror on his lips & thinks that Rob Zombie is the king of horror. He probably really loves outlandish CGI in his horror films too.
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Post by gopher in heat on Feb 24, 2010 11:57:07 GMT -5
I love how he says the same 4 things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
This kid needs a boot up the rear.
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Post by floyd on Feb 24, 2010 12:07:24 GMT -5
The kid understands nothing in Phantasm series
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Post by Natalie on Feb 24, 2010 12:08:28 GMT -5
Yeah, this kid sounds too young, grew up in the Rob Zombie horror movie era and thinks that horror movies are all about sadism. He /She was too repetitive and stuttered trying to think of what else to say. He/She doesn't know what they are talking about. I understand that many people don't like the series and I am cool with that. I don't like some movies that others find epic, but this kid seem to talk crap about it just to say something. I 'unno.
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Post by lmsunshine on Feb 24, 2010 15:31:09 GMT -5
Meanwhile he/she canβt even upload a decent video or pic on YouTube. The entire 8 minutes Iβm looking at his/her computer screen as he/she is holding a digital camera or camcorder trying to get the cover shot of P1.
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Post by postmortem on Feb 24, 2010 15:49:55 GMT -5
"Boring-ish." I love the kid's continuous sighs, like he/she is so put out by having "wasted" two hours watching the film. Poser. When I was 14, this movie blew my mind. This kid... doesn't have a mind.
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Post by The Never Dead on Feb 24, 2010 16:30:42 GMT -5
I take that comment back about Rob Zombie because the kid did a review for Zombieween II & thought it was awful. I'll give him kudos for that but he's still a moron for his Phantasm review, which I could only watch for about two minutes then had to turn it off because it was just horrid.
He doesn't sound older than 14 or 15. He's probably only been a horror fan for a few years.
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Post by gopher in heat on Feb 24, 2010 18:18:39 GMT -5
I take that comment back about Rob Zombie because the kid did a review for Zombieween II & thought it was awful. I'll give him kudos for that but he's still a moron for his Phantasm review, which I could only watch for about two minutes then had to turn it off because it was just horrid. He doesn't sound older than 14 or 15. He's probably only been a horror fan for a few years. Hey at least now we know what Omer sounds like,
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Post by 1hearseman on Feb 24, 2010 18:41:23 GMT -5
FINALLY, after all these years!! We found that retarded kid Timmy up the street! God, how I'd love to send Angus over to this kid's house dressed and made up like the TM and give the brainless twit a good scare! Love the comment about how the Tall Man comes thru the mirror at the end! I believe that was a dwarf, kid! Shheeesh!
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Post by The Never Dead on Feb 24, 2010 20:07:34 GMT -5
Hey at least now we know what Omer sounds like, Ahahahahahaha! That couldn't be him though because this kid hates Rob Zombie's Halloween II! FINALLY, after all these years!! We found that retarded kid Timmy up the street! God, how I'd love to send Angus over to this kid's house dressed and made up like the TM and give the brainless twit a good scare! Love the comment about how the Tall Man comes thru the mirror at the end! I believe that was a dwarf, kid! Shheeesh! Hahahahaha!
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Post by lmsunshine on Feb 24, 2010 20:49:14 GMT -5
FINALLY, after all these years!! We found that retarded kid Timmy up the street! God, how I'd love to send Angus over to this kid's house dressed and made up like the TM and give the brainless twit a good scare! Love the comment about how the Tall Man comes thru the mirror at the end! I believe that was a dwarf, kid! Shheeesh! LOL...I can't stop laughing
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Post by Generator on Feb 25, 2010 18:03:08 GMT -5
I want to steal this kids' milk money and give him a wedgie.
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Post by The Never Dead on Feb 25, 2010 18:49:04 GMT -5
I want to steal this kids' milk money and give him a wedgie. Haha! I want to cancel his internet connection.
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Post by xscrimshotx on Mar 1, 2010 14:05:42 GMT -5
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Post by floyd on Mar 4, 2010 14:02:32 GMT -5
Hahaha!!! Film critic ;D
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Post by lmsunshine on Mar 4, 2010 14:08:27 GMT -5
Good answer
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Post by Generator on Mar 19, 2010 18:34:05 GMT -5
I'm waiting for a sphere to come flying in and drill this dweeb in the forehead.
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Mar 31, 2010 6:46:58 GMT -5
FINALLY, after all these years!! We found that retarded kid Timmy up the street! God, how I'd love to send Angus over to this kid's house dressed and made up like the TM and give the brainless twit a good scare! Love the comment about how the Tall Man comes thru the mirror at the end! I believe that was a dwarf, kid! Shheeesh! This is hilarious. I doubt this kid has the brain capacity to understand anything going on in any Phantasm film.
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