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Post by mirai on Mar 12, 2008 13:54:51 GMT -5
If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell.
Reasons include: Pot Smoking Cigarette Smoking Alcohol Drinking Guitar Playing Having a Tattoo Showing Cleavage Showing Bellybuttons Girls Showing Their Knees Girls Showing Their Elbows Girls Wearing Tight Pants Girls Wearing Miniskirts Being Blonde Being Fat Cursing Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage Holding Hands before Marriage Groping Breast before Marriage Having Premarital S** Masturbation Having Anal S** Having Oral S** Being Homosexual Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) Being Selfish Playing Sports Women Working Watching BET Watching MTV Watching VH1 Watching TNT Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll Believing in Evolution Being Catholic Being Jewish Being Buddhist Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Mormon Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic Being Atheist Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah.
looks like we've all got a one way ticket to surf the lake of fire
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 14:23:26 GMT -5
Read John 3:16 or Romans 10: 9 & 10 in the Bible, see what it says on the subject.
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 15:06:05 GMT -5
Was I speaking to you?
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Post by mirai on Mar 12, 2008 15:30:54 GMT -5
is that the 'meek shall inherit the earth' passage?
i'm not religious anyway
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 16:01:38 GMT -5
No its nothing to do with the earth. Its what you have to do to stay out of Hell......your not religious? Thats a good thing! Neather am I. Neather is God! The Bible says "religion is of man, not of God". Religon is foolishness in the eyes of the Lord..... Im not here to preach, but if I can be of any service to you in that arena just let me know!...good luck with it Buddy =)
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Post by gopher in heat on Mar 12, 2008 16:15:27 GMT -5
Eeek. I think I'll walk away from this touchy subject...
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 16:19:19 GMT -5
AWWW Man. "come on in boys, the waters fine".
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Post by briggs on Mar 12, 2008 16:31:43 GMT -5
Well this is an especially sticky wicket. Ermm, ignoring those, lessee what I've done in my teenage lifespan... Well, I'm not a girl so I am safe from a good third of those. I am basically the non-social, goody-two-shoes in my school, no smoking or drinking for me, plus no sports, and I only did some Bass and Baritone for a while, I hope that doesn't come too close to a guitar... Of course I haven't had any sort of sex, both by choice and by obvious social disablilities, or, "abilities" as Armstrong would put it. I have, however just gotten a girlfriend this year, and we have kissed and held hands, but if I ditch her quick, I may still have a chance! Well then that's about 75% of the list, but here comes the tricky part! I am a bit pudgy, and due to that my bellybutton may have slipped out occasionally, may be walking a razor's edge there... Cursing... Not really, I'm sure Armstrong doesn't really care . Well I have judged people, but I am overall a bad judge of character so I may have dodged a bullet on a technicality there... Hmm, hate BET, hate MTV, hate VH1, nothing very interesting on TNT since they took Monstervision off... Most of the movies I like are low budget Direct to video films (-read: Phantasm series-) not very associated with Hollywood... I prefer orchestral film scores, which are done safely away from Hollywood Blvd., and do not often include Rock, Christian or otherwise, rap or techno. Hmm, what if I were to say GOD prompted evolution, Armstrong? Got ya' there, huh? Now we only have a sorority or fraternity... AH HA! I'm only in high school so I can't! Owning a pet... AH HA! I never actually PAID for a pet, my kitties wandered up to our doorstep, maybe they are living in sin, but not me! And... ever being associated with any sort of sin... Anyhow, ignoring a good many of those I am sure Micah will appreciate my company in Heaven (If his new religion believes in some sort of Heaven) while you guys are surfing on the lake of fire... I never got invited to parties anyhow...
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Post by The Never Dead on Mar 12, 2008 16:50:29 GMT -5
Looks like I'll be seeing some of you in hell. Let's get together sometime & watch the Phantasm movies.
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 16:57:13 GMT -5
Thats one get together Im going to be glad to miss. But Ill be thinkin about ya...
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Post by vitaman2007 on Mar 12, 2008 18:38:09 GMT -5
Who the hell is Micah Heiny Ho, or whatever his name is.
Whatever you think about it, the Bible is pretty complex. Did ya ever try reading it?
I will always side with The Man no matter how bad it gets.
There's a whole heap of alot of trouble around the bend.
"Say your prayers rabbit. I'm a gonna blast ya."
- Yosemite Sam
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 19:27:56 GMT -5
A quick tip on the Bible that will help with its complexity. Pretty much everything before the book of Romans dosnt apply to you and me directly. Almost everything before Romans was to the Jews of old. God is talking to them, not us. To us now days its more of a history lesson to bring us up to speed so to speak. Paul wrote The Book of Romans, he is the apostle God apointed to us, you and me! If The Apostle Paul dosnt say it , it dosnt apply to you & me in this day and age. So if ya can read, read The Book of Romans! Paul's Gospel tells you in a nut shell what you/me/us need to do. EASY!
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Post by bcg1969 on Mar 12, 2008 19:28:30 GMT -5
to quote Bon Scott - AC/DC we're on the HIGHWAY TO HELL
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 19:36:09 GMT -5
Would someone please explain to me why you want to go to Hell?.... When its soooo easy not to!
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 22:49:30 GMT -5
Im not sure why your directing that queston to me?... Mirai started this post...... He seemed confused on a "religious" topic, and I was just trying to help..... Im sorry that your offended by that. ....And excuse me but, this is the "Everything else" section. Anything off the topic of Phantasm CAN go here. Or didnt you read that when you loged in here ?
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Post by DustinM on Mar 12, 2008 22:50:43 GMT -5
I'm not taking the side of anyone here... but this thread is in the 'Everything Else' section of the forum where you can talk about anything and everything not related to the series. Nitelinger has been respectful so far so I personally have no problem with what he is posting. I will say, however, that discussion of religion and politics, in my opinion, are two things that aren't easily done well over the internet. They're a very easy way to have misunderstandings and start flame wars over. Having said that... I love you both.
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Mar 12, 2008 23:03:22 GMT -5
Yeah both of you guys are cool and flame wars suck That being said I always loved being given those lists on this was wrong or that was wrong and you'll go to hell if you do this or that. Also the lists that tell if your child is having signs of this or that are funny as well.
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Post by nitelinger on Mar 12, 2008 23:04:19 GMT -5
Thank you Dustin. Ill hush, Im sorry everyone. I didnt mean to start anything. Peace Out!
I feel the love, hugs & smooches everyone!
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Post by DustinM on Mar 12, 2008 23:10:47 GMT -5
Oh, come on! Don't leave! Your Cuda/Morningside profile pic is too cool for you to "peace out!" You didn't start anything. No worries, mate.
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Mar 12, 2008 23:27:34 GMT -5
Yeah don't leave its all good.
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