Generator
Dwarf
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Post by Generator on Jun 15, 2011 1:56:25 GMT -5
Ok, so there was this evil moth lurking in my room for the past three nights. I'd hear it when I was going to bed. I'd try catching it, even tried to kill that f***er. But it ended up disappearing somehow.
So today (about 15 minutes ago), I hear it lurking behind my computer monitor. I see it land in front of me. So I throw my Speed Stick on top of it. I didn't crush it, but, it wasn't able to move. (I'm not sure why my deodorant was on my computer desk, I suppose I'm just trying to stay so FRESH!)
So I'm thinking, ok, I need a cup, or something to trap it in. I look around my room. "Oh hey, what's that?" It's an empty see through VHS plastic case my friend Matt gave me. I thought- this will be perfect!!
So with the case open, I grab the Speed Stick, and slowly pull it towards the edge of my desk, and then BAM! Clamped the case close, with Mothra inside of it.
I walked outside, and let that bastard go into the darkness.
I figured, he stayed alive for at least 3 nights in my room somehow, why end his life now!?
That is all-
-The Generator!
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Post by gopher in heat on Jun 15, 2011 7:12:51 GMT -5
Haha nice story! And I'm glad to hear you had mercy on the lad.
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Post by postmortem on Jun 15, 2011 13:30:26 GMT -5
;D Big thumbs up for the show of mercy. No idea how long moths live, but it probably was in its golden years by then, hunger and thirsty. Very glad you let it out to live out the rest of its life outdoors. That's usually all they want anyway. "Mothra" was funny!
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