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Post by mac on Sept 30, 2007 16:14:19 GMT -5
Post the life lessons you have learned from Reggie over the course of the Phantasm movies.
"It gets hard on the road" Phantasm 2
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Post by DustinM on Sept 30, 2007 18:23:14 GMT -5
I've learned to always go back for the roof to your convertible muscle car after you loose it in high-speed combat with a trio of undead henchmen (and one henchwoman ) because you just might run into your best friend's dead older brother who might help convince you to stay on said best friend's trail and not give up on him. Real handy lesson, that one.
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Post by The Never Dead on Sept 30, 2007 20:39:20 GMT -5
A "Boogie Down" hat is essential for battle.
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Post by Natalie on Sept 30, 2007 20:41:08 GMT -5
Not to use HCl acid to reanimate someone. It can get a little messy.
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Mesila
Graver
...Don't Fear...
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Post by Mesila on Sept 30, 2007 21:35:35 GMT -5
Be logical when in a pinch:
Timmy...noting someone pounding to get out of the trunk of an unfamiliar black automobile:
So after Timmy dispatched the last of the "Heyyy, our very display of tackiness just BEGS us to become mindless puppets of a tall xenodimensional madman who can warp reality, fantasy and everything between, since it hints no one'll miss us, our mommies included" posse, aka "The Holtsville Future Zombies of America Club", with an appropriately stupid giant gold plated dollar sign necklace on one guy, and on all, the patented walk, known as "exaggerswaggeration" a "dead" giveaway that they'd soon be plucked up and "hired" by the Tall Man after Timmy's Scavenger Trap had nailed 'em and deadified them after he finished embarrasing them enough...) and... he hears Reg bang on the trunk door and smartly asks:
"How do I know you're not one of them?"
"BECAUSE...I'm in HERE god danmmit!" Reggie answers.
Logical.
Timmy did what I call the "Facial Shrug" and dived for the keys, opened the trunk, and even though kept his gun handy til he realised he was not dealing with a trap himself....he earned Reggie's respect, or began to, at that moment. Smart kid.
Reminded me a lot of the younger Michael.
Reggie saying the Right Thing/Right Time. Definitely.
That's likely why in Oblivion good old Reg opens the Demon Trooper's trunk...even though he knew nothing good could possibly be there. Having had the experience of being locked in a trunk himself, his compassion took over and shoved his Self Preservation Urge aside for a moment...
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Post by gopher in heat on Sept 30, 2007 22:47:16 GMT -5
Reg taught me how to do a woman doggy-style.
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Oct 1, 2007 2:14:19 GMT -5
I learned that going bald isn't a bad thing at all. I also learned not to let James Legros drive the Cuda ( Sorry mrs Legros ) Also learned that 2 shotguns combined work alot better than one double barrel.
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Post by mac on Oct 2, 2007 16:41:15 GMT -5
I learned not to think you can score with any woman you pick up or rescue on the highway.
Also that the everyday ice cream man may be an ass kicking machine.
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wyckid
Dwarf
BOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
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Post by wyckid on Oct 3, 2007 10:37:38 GMT -5
I learned not to think you can score with any woman you pick up or rescue on the highway. Yeah, they usually have some scalp issues... Then again, he DID score, right?
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briggs
Zombie
Unlucky Caretaker
sphere ball attack man throat
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Post by briggs on Oct 3, 2007 15:18:18 GMT -5
EVIL POST-COUNT BEGONE!
Sometimes balding, middle aged people do not die in horror films... well at least not until the end...
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Post by mac on Oct 3, 2007 17:09:42 GMT -5
I'm not sure. I don't think Reg finished in P2 and in P3, I think, Reg's dream was interrupted by Jody.
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Post by bcg1969 on Oct 3, 2007 17:44:06 GMT -5
i learned that just like Reggie i can walk much faster because i am balding big time. and since i shave my head every 3 weeks or so i notice less drag when walking. we bald guys are aerodynamic, besides bald is beautiful and i look good with a lollipop. who loves ya baby <-- Kojak joke
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Post by mirai on Oct 19, 2007 7:18:16 GMT -5
I've learnt never to pick up hitchikers, just in case they go all Tall Man on me
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