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Post by roddmatsui on Jul 20, 2008 14:59:15 GMT -5
I feel bad for the little Cabinet Dwarf. He figures he has it all worked out, he is hiding in the cabinet and surprises Reggie at the beginning of P2. But Reggie then grabs the dwarf and slams it down on the table, breaking its back, it sounds like. Then when the dwarf is helpless on the floor, Reggie beats it until it's permanent lights-out time. The little monster has no idea that any of this is coming, and I know it's an evil minion of the Tall Man and everything, but I feel sorry for the guy and I feel he was badly treated.
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Post by mirai on Jul 20, 2008 15:03:02 GMT -5
you know, you're probbably the first person to think that
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Jul 20, 2008 16:15:00 GMT -5
He probably got it worse than any of the other dwarves in any of the other movies.
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Post by roddmatsui on Jul 20, 2008 16:38:29 GMT -5
I think this is all about the dwarf wrecking his truck in P1. Reggie has a "thing" about dwarfs now and the first one he sees, he whacks it good. Poor dwarf monster ;D
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Post by mirai on Jul 20, 2008 16:41:07 GMT -5
or blow it away
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Jul 20, 2008 18:17:23 GMT -5
I love what Reggie says about them in Oblivion . " Always sneaking around.......I'm getting really good at killing you little MotherF**kers" ;D
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Post by rijir (Russ) on Jul 20, 2008 20:12:48 GMT -5
you know, you're probbably the first person to think that I guess it was just a matter of time before someone played the dwarf card.
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Post by OblivionGoon on Jul 20, 2008 20:20:53 GMT -5
Feel bad for the dwarf? NO. Feel bad for the shotgun stock that got all gooey with the schmegma from the dwarf? YES.
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Post by Natalie on Jul 20, 2008 22:19:48 GMT -5
Well, everyone should pay for their consequences, and dwarves are no exception. Do you think that the treatments Reggie gives these dwarves are in the contracts the Tall Man give them?
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Post by roddmatsui on Jul 20, 2008 23:34:13 GMT -5
From the TALL MAN INC. Dwarfing Handbook:
"If you should encounter the human named 'Reggie,' turn around and GO THE OTHER WAY IMMEDIATELY. If you hear that Reggie is coming in your direction, leave the area IMMEDIATELY and contact the office. Reggie is usually well armed and always dangerous in the extreme. Tall Man Inc. is not responsible for any damage or loss of life incurred during confrontations with Reggie. We cannot stress the importance of this enough--STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY from Reggie. He never did any dwarf any good, and he does a lot of dwarfs a lot of harm."
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Post by OblivionGoon on Jul 21, 2008 1:16:38 GMT -5
From the TALL MAN INC. Dwarfing Handbook: "If you should encounter the human named 'Reggie,' turn around and GO THE OTHER WAY IMMEDIATELY. If you hear that Reggie is coming in your direction, leave the area IMMEDIATELY and contact the office. Reggie is usually well armed and always dangerous in the extreme. Tall Man Inc. is not responsible for any damage or loss of life incurred during confrontations with Reggie. We cannot stress the importance of this enough--STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY from Reggie. He never did any dwarf any good, and he does a lot of dwarfs a lot of harm." I was thinking of the TV guy with the really fast voice that explains the fine print on car commercials, funny stuff.
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Post by The Never Dead on Jul 21, 2008 10:00:53 GMT -5
I can feel sorry for it & the other dwarves since they were robbed of their lives to become slaves of ol' Tally.
They know the consequences of messing with the Reg man so I can't feel bad for them in that aspect.
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Post by bcg1969 on Jul 22, 2008 6:12:19 GMT -5
Nah i don't feel bad. Reg has a dwarf allergy that makes him break out in violent fits so the dwarf had it coming.
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Post by roddmatsui on Jul 22, 2008 21:57:17 GMT -5
6 PM at the dwarf offices: The dwarfs are all getting ready and straightening their hoods, brushing their shoes clean and so forth.
JAKE. Hey, Phil, how ya doing.
PHIL. Oh, great, Jake, good to see ya.
JAKE. What do they got ya doing tonight?
PHIL. Oh, I have a job over that that guy Reggie's house. I'm gonna be hiding in the cabinet where he keeps his shotgun shells.
JAKE. Wow! So you're gonna surprise him and everything, jump out and grab him, something like that?
PHIL. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it, I have my snarl down, I'm gonna try biting him on the face, choking him, that sort of thing.
JAKE. I'm going there too, on the support crew. We'll be hiding in the kitchen. A couple of us are going to jump up on the kitchen counter, it'll be fun. I got some new sneakers today and I want to break them in.
PHIL. Great, great. Well, I'll see you out there. Hey, give 'em hell, huh?
TWO HOURS LATER:
PHIL. Yahhhhhhh! Nooooooo! Noooooooo! Please don't hit me again!
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Jul 23, 2008 2:00:14 GMT -5
What about the one that got knocked upside the head with the baseball bat and fell down a flight of stairs??
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Post by roddmatsui on Jul 23, 2008 7:24:26 GMT -5
Heh heh...yeah, that one was pretty good too ;D
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Jul 23, 2008 10:11:08 GMT -5
Notice in both cases though once Reggie beat down the one from the cabinet and knocked the one down the stairs about 4-5 took its place?
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Post by nitelinger on Jul 24, 2008 20:14:26 GMT -5
Maybe we could lobby for dwarf rights? Maybe PETA could pick up on this?...maybe not, Or maybe we could start PETD.
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Post by 4barrelhemi on Jul 24, 2008 20:48:23 GMT -5
How about the Dwarves in P3 that are jumping around in the trees only to get blown out of the trees by the Reg man. ;D
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Post by roddmatsui on Jul 24, 2008 21:40:26 GMT -5
Yeah, the tree dwarfs......the way he says "gahd dammut" before he shoots them, he sounds like he's talking about some pesky rats. At this point Reggie is pretty used to seeing dwarfs and thinks of them as a nuisance.
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